Now Sara won't typically make overt comments about her celebrity crushes. Nope - she's reaaaaal sneaky - a subtle remark here, a sigh there. Well, its taken me 8 years, but I'm on to ya!
So then without further ado, I present Sara's Top 5 Celebrity Crushes (with appropriate commentary from yours truly)...
5. Dwayne Johnson / The Rock

Verdict: Mmeh
Comment: He's kind of small for WWF wrestler isn't he? - plus his name is Dwayne - I mean... Dwayne. (my apologies to readers who are named Dwayne)
4. Zac Efron / The High School Musical Wuss

Verdict: Pansy x 10
Comment: Come on Sara - don't they at least have to be older than 14??
3. Curtis Jackson / 50 Cent

Verdict: Ok, not bad
Comment: Surprise! - you guys didn't know Sara as well as you thought you did! Actually, he's probably more like me than anyone else on the list.
...Ok, jk - here is the real #3...
3. Will Smith / The kid that was beat up on the basketball court before heading to his Uncle's in Bel Aire

Verdict: Scrawny
Comment: I really don't think he's had much success since 'Wild Wild West'. More like a B-lister now 'n days.
2. Orlando Bloom / Legolas / William Turner

Verdict: Frail
Comment: I was really hoping goldie locks here would get eaten by a Nazgul - alas, it wasn't to be.
1. Harrison Ford / Indiana Jones

Verdict: Wuss
Comment: I was really rooting for the Germans to end his story quickly... then I rooted for the crazy priest from the Temple of Doom... then I cursed my luck as he drank from right grail - come on, there had to be a couple hundred grails there! What are the odds??
And there you have it. Be sure to chide Sara about her totally lame celebrity crushes. Wusses, the whole lot of 'em.
